
When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”
“No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…”
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
“…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
"…Oh.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
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